Dive Bars and Beers

August 29, 2010

5 SIGNS THAT YOUR NEW FAVORITE DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT IS A DIVE BAR:

#5:  A pitcher of beer only costs $7.00


#4: There is a giant gaping hole behind the toilet (not to mention those curtains)


#3: The fancy artwork is screwed into the wall with half a handful of screws they don't even try to hide


#2: The pool table doubles as a beer pong table


And, finally...

#1: the sink is propped up with a 2x4


Maybe you ask what could possibly entice one to frequent this establishment?  Proximity to the house, that's what.

Gah.  I just looked at the floor below that sink in the picture one more time. 

3 comments:

Megs said...

Its frightening. It also reminds me of college. Because that's pretty much what people's houses looked like. Which is even more frightening. We used to live this way. I can't believe I'm still alive sometimes.

kate said...

I freaking LOVE dive bars. We spent part of Saturday in one called Bobby Baker's Lounge. It's basically a bar the size of a shoebox that hasn't been redecorated since it opened somewhere around 1962. Beers are $1. 'Nuff said.

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