#5: A pitcher of beer only costs $7.00
#4: There is a giant gaping hole behind the toilet (not to mention those curtains)
#3: The fancy artwork is screwed into the wall with half a handful of screws they don't even try to hide
#2: The pool table doubles as a beer pong table
#1: the sink is propped up with a 2x4
Maybe you ask what could possibly entice one to frequent this establishment? Proximity to the house, that's what.
Gah. I just looked at the floor below that sink in the picture one more time.